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White People…
So we are on day 2 of the Fuck! All Your Friends Tour, I’ve been having a blast so far. Always enjoy traveling, although I’ve seen these places we’ve played so far, haha. Anyways, the stage venue is pretty okay. It has a few similarities as the last venue we played. Like: the stage falling in, no mic’d up amps or bass, only bass drums were mic’d. The stage was pretty fair in size, so I didn’t have to worry about this big black nigga Terence knocking into my drums, although he almost did, ha.
Remember how I said I was gonna have something interesting to add to today’s blog? Peep this shit. So the first band has just started now, and their drummer was in nothing but a thong. O.O Why nigga? Just…. why? But I some how manage to get past this white man in a thong, playing drums. So I’m trying to get into this band now, and I just can’t respect them, nor take them seriously. These niggas literally sound like squirrels on acid, who just took a hit from a bong, then a shot of Everclear. Fucked right? And all they did was bash God, and religion. *side track* Is it just me, or new bands to come out are just Jesus bashers cause it’s the “cool thing to do?” *back on topic* But now their set is over, the drummer gets off his kit, lights his nut sack on fire… There is now a white man with his balls on fire, running around on stage. So he thinks to himself, that’s not white enough. So now he jumps off stage, then lights his asshole on fire… Once again, WHY? So now he puts that fire out, then some other white dude comes from the shadows like Batman, who’s also in a thong… Jumps on top of the other thonged fellow and they start making out. Kissing hard as hell. -________________- That wasn’t even white, that’s just gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Ain’t no coming back from that shit, my nigga. You’ve officially branded yourself. We took a video of this tomfoolery. I’ll upload it later.
Fast forwarding: It’s our turn to play now. So we’re all setting up our equipment, so I’m just tightening the locks on bass drums legs, then one of the locks just randomly breaks off… For the second time… The fuck is it with me and bass drums. -.- Times are too hard for all this none sense. Well I manage to get pass this problem, and we begin to play our set. Things are going great! Played our closing breakdown of the set, then the crowd starts demanding an encore! Fuck yeah! We got the go from the venue to play another, so we asked the crowd what they wanted to hear, and they wanted to hear “The Weight Of Regret.” FUCK… We haven’t played that song in a good while. So Justin starts the song off with his instrumental. We never practiced coming into the song that way, so I was scared we would fuck up, and we did, lololololol. I COMPLETELY forgot how the beginning of the song went, so I started to play Delusion’s, bahaha. I remembered how the rest of the song went so I come back in and everything from there is smooth sailing. :) The best part is that, nobody noticed the screw up, haha. Word. Fast forwarding: The show is over now, and the guy who lit his ass on fire, is out front of the venue hugging up and kissing a girl…. You can’t fool nobody nigga. YOU GAY!
We had a great set and a fun time, so all is good. Can’t wait to see how Tampa, FL goes. I’ll keep you guys posted. :)
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First day of tour was a success!
*Starts playing 30 Seconds To Mars*
So yesterday was the official start of the Fuck! All Your Friends Tour(I hate that name.) We played at a venue called Gallery 13 in Columbus, GA. It was the second time we’ve played there, if my memory serves me correctly, we’ve played there with Volumes and Counterparts on the Volumes “VIA” CD release tour. Anyways, I hate that venue. -_- The place smells like formaldehyde, it has a small stage, they don’t mic up guitars and bass; only the kick drum; I’ll be surprised if you could hear that and it’s pretty fair in overall size. Anyways, we get there and we’re the first to arrive(like always,) we’re always fashionably early. ;) So as we wait for doors to open for us to load in, The Devastated rolls up. These niggas was probably one of the weirdest people to approach, lol. Beer bellies, muscles, long greasy hair; the whole shabang. But it turns out that they were really nice dudes. Shortly after Dr.Acula shows up, they were pretty okay. Most of them seemed liked egotistical douches.
Design The Skyline gets their own section, lol. THESE niggas role up now… They all have pretty chill attitudes. I couldn’t help but to shake my head at these doods. Their pants were so tight, that it made their lips blue. I think at least each member had some form of odd, off colored hair die. Their drummer had a boombox belt buckle, with a pink belt, and a trucker hat. Why? Just why? I wanted to ask him this, but I did not, as I said they are nice doods. Wonder what they’ll wear today, lololol. All the bands now are setting up all of our merch tables. Then these niggas in DTS pull out a doll, smh. The doll could quite possibly be a member of the band, idk, I wouldn’t be surprised, ha. Then one of the members has ruby red gems all over the back of his phone, once again, smh. I guess they love the “attention” they get from it. It’s their swag, and they will continue to rock it with pride. I couldn’t do that shit though, lol. Fuck that.
There were so many scenie meanies there. The immaturity level in the room was unbearable. There was one assholish kid doing random flips and landing on his neck. How he didn’t break his neck, idk. Everyone was running around screaming for no reason what so ever; for “fun,” if you will. 14yr old Justin Beiber looking “lesbians.” There was even that random dude with the Inspector Gadget jacket hiding in the corner, with his crime fighting friends. I’ve even spotted Precious at the show, lawlocaust. Da Fuck? o.O
* Interlude*
The promoter slacked hard as fuck, so the show didn’t start till after 7:40pm. After the first band played, a hoard of people show up. I assume the second band sold the most tickets. But a mass amount of people show up, and stayed through all of the local bands sets and ours. Design The Skyline played, and they did their thing! Mad props to them, the crowd ate them up. We went up there, thinking it was gonna be an alright show, because only 2 people came to see us; according to the tally up front. But all the people stayed. O.O So we’re done setting up and we’re playing and such, kids start stage diving, everyone was jumping with us, moshing, doing everything possible at a show. Who would’ve thought, haha. But this big ass nigga Terence. -_- This big ass monkey nigga was beating the shit out of my drums. Nigga has NO balance what so ever, lol. Every time he jumped and landed he fell backwards, knocking into drums; thus fucking up the way I had things set up, haha. The one time he did it, he knocked my other bass pedal upwards, to the point where if I were to hit it, nothing would happen. -_- Then he bumped into my set when we started our song “Delusions,” and almost knocked my hi-hat over, and that fucked up my 4-count in the song to cue everyone in on time. But luckily, we survived, ha. I’m gonna higher a white man whit a whip, to whip him every time he falls, lol.
This seems like each show will be pretty good, as far as the crowd goes. It’s still too early to say, I’ll see how tonight goes. I def. know for a fact that this tour won’t be as fun as the tour with For All I Am. But, I’m still having a blast! Playing shows, seeing new places and chilling with my bro’s is all I could ask for. Stoked for the rest of the tour. <3
“Beach Shenanigans”
Holy shit. The amounts of fun I had last night was indescribable. Don’t even know where to start, on telling you how this epic night of fun started. Soooooo, if this blog seems all over the place, you know why, lol.
Okay, so if you read my Facebook post, you’d see that I said yesterday was one of the worst nights of tour due to my own personal drama(bitches be bitches, man.) Long story short, I’ve been talking to this girl for quite some time now, an old friend from high school. We’ve reconnected through Facebook. So, we’ve been talking and what not, you know, “reconnecting the old flame if you will”. Shit was fucking perfect, was digging this chic a lot, then yesterday she texts me saying she fucked some other dude, so she wanted to tell me before I heard it from someone else. That shit made me mad. Even though we weren’t “together”, it’s just like I leave for a week and you fuck some random dude at some party? Fuck off, cunt. But, that’s the reason why I wasn’t really up for yesterday. Stupid bitches + being bored = you being mad as fuck.
So as I mop around at our house(Mcdonalds) me and Terence noticed that there are some big as booty’s. I mean the butt is soo juicy, luscious, bouncy; like if you were to smack one ass cheek it would cause a fucking ripple effect to the other, which then would end the fucking world as we know it. But it came with a terrible price…. These big booty bitches faces, holy God. I prayed for one of em. Seriously, their face was thee most repulsive/unattractive thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like the ass drained all the sexy out the face, just left it high and fucking dry. Bitches looking looking like fucking George Bush with a hint of cow and shit, lol.
As as we grow tired of being at home(Mcdonalds) we get last minute food, then we dip, it was about 9:15 - 9:30pm-ish; so you know it was dark outside. We get to the liquor store, cause in Florida, every damn gas station sells alcohol(fuck Maryland.) We get about four 4 Lokos, I didn’t want to drink, because I was being a lame ass, so I didn’t get one, I shared with Justin. In which he supposedly almost got jumped by some Floridian black nigga’s, hahaha. (LOVE YOU JUSTIN) So we’re driving to the beach now, then the white nigga Walter (aka. John) was acting like he knew where the fuck he was going. He did not. What so ever, lol. Nigga was driving through all kinds of neighborhoods, there was no beach in site. Thankfully Orion pointed out “The beach is this way ——->” sign, where Walter was about to drive away from. So we followed it, and what do you yah know, we found the damn beach. -_-
Now that we’re at the beach and parked, money is in the parking meter. We all take pisses in the bushes in front of the beach, right next to the fat black nigga who was just chilling on the bench, who I don’t think anybody noticed. If we got piss on you, my bad homie, you be iight, it’s sterile. After the pissing has stopped; we decided to take off our shoes, didn’t want sand getting into our shoes. Then this nigga Terence….. I don’t know what the fuck this nigga was doing with his feet. But GOT DAMN, this black nigga took off his shoes. This green mother fucking funk arose from the dark depths of the abyss, smack the shit out of my nose. Mean as fuck. Back to the story. We now make our way down the path to get to the beach, and it seemed like mother fucking dragon was gonna pop out the damn grass on the side, so Terence wanted me to go first. Bitch. I made him go first, better him than me right, lol? So we make to the shore line, drinking our 4 Lokos, down by the shore. The guys start getting really furred now, they begin to scream at the water..? All in the highest pitch voices. Why? Don’t ask why, with us, you just let shit happen, haha. As we drank the 4 Lokos, we came across some sort of jelly substance, which resembled a jelly fish. But we came to the conclusion that it was just a titty implant. So we continued to drink until they were finished. This nigga Walter decided to yank his own shorts up, high as shit, to the point where he could have gotten a yeast infection. Thong white man swag. We left to get more alcohol. We acquired 2 more, as they were the last 2 4 Lokos left at the gas station. Well we miraculously made our way back to the beach unscathed, which was awesome, cause Walter was drunk as shit.
So we make our way back down to the beach, drinking the 4 Lokos again, and we noticed there was other people there as well. We seen this one lady walking by, so Justin yells “HEEEEEY! We’re drunk!!” Then Terence follows up and says “Hell yeah! We’re drunk as fucking SHIT!” I guess that drew her in, I don’t know, haha. But she came we chatted, and we chilled. Yet again, here comes this drunk ass fool Walter telling stories, after stories, after stories, after mother fucking stories, “trying to spit game” to lady who’s name is Vanessa. Forgot to mention it earlier, ha. We’re just chillin and talking down by the shore line, then she told us to come back to her place to get more liquor. WTF? We we were down as fuck! So we did, just me and Walter, the other guys stayed at the beach, cause she only lived like a 5minute walk from the beach. So we reached to her apartment, and holy damn. Best fucking place ever! So damn cozy in there. I was jelly. She made me and Walter a mixed drink. I believe it was vodka and ice tea mix. It was delish! We make it back down to the beach, and meet up with the guys. At this point Orion = destroyed.(It all goes down hill for this nigga, lol.) So we all took shots of the Russian vodka that she brought, except Justin.
Immediately Orion and John threw up, cause they can’t handle. Then she(Vanessa) brings up the idea of sneaking into the $45,000 club. We were 100% down with that shit. So nigga’s really just waltzed up into this club and jumped in the pool, and started swimming. Besides Orion, lol. “I can’t swim.” LMFAOOOO!!! After we were done, we took one of there towels and diiiiiped, haha. Then everybody went back to the beach started swimming, ducking under the waves. Terence also decides to go in the water with his glasses. He 100% lost them, lol. We drank a little bit more. At this point Orion = Dead. We then sneak back into the club swim a bit more, Orion is just about to pass over to heaven… Or hell. Then we make our way back to the car, we see these hammock kinda thing. Terence big drunk ass decides it was good thing to do a fucking frog leap onto the one I’m in, it rips right down the middle. We leave there immediately after that, haha. She(Vanessa) takes us to a 7-Eleven, then to a place where we can crash, and did. Tonight was fucking epic. I love my life, my friends, our music. Hope more nights like this come about! :)
Day 3 of tour.
So, we’ve been out on the road for four days now. I can honestly say that I love it! Being away from, away from drama, away from stress; just me my bro’s and our music. Everyday so far feels like an epic adventure, even the days where we just chill. Just sitting, chatting, “frying” each other. We fry Walter (John’s white name.) the most. He just says the dumbest shit, haha. This mother fucker said “lets go, I want to check to see if the venue is there.” Needless to say, it was. Anyways, the show tonight was fun… Not a got damn soul showed up. There was no lonely ginger kid, that hides in the back. Not even the fat and forever alone scene chic that’s always at shows, who’s best friends with the slightly less fat, and tad bit uglier looking chic, who looks like someone threw a dash of salt in her face. Damn. Fried, lol.
Back to the story, lol. We pretty much played for the other bands, a bigger band practice if you will. But we had fun none the less. Some dudes were visibly upset, but it’s all good. After the show they drove and followed some dudes, smoked. (I did not) And by the way, the guys we were following couldn’t drive worth shit. Or didn’t know where the fuck they were going. Anyways, after they smoked, we then followed the swagless dudes to some area were they all, but me, are walking around. Highlight of the day was driving by the Adult Swim studio, it made me smile. Now I’m just chillin’ in the car, jammin’ to music, awaiting for their return. I had a fun day, no complaints. :)
First day off tour.
Sooooooooo, we’ve been blessed with a place to stay, due to our old friend Andy, because we have two days off. Anyways, we have been chillin’ all day, doing random shinanigans. Then all all of a sudden the son and mom of the house, got into an argument, about the son smoking weed, with the guys in the band. I didnt smoke. Anyways, the mom grabbed thw sons dick, hard as fuck, his first reaction was to get her off, so he pushed her. A little harder than what he thought. She fell, hit her head on the fridge, it was intense. I was playing Pokemon. Terence looked at me, walked out the front door, nigga’s started crying, holding teddy bears and shit. I then followed up with Terence, and headed to the front door. For the first time in my life, I put a Pokemon game on hold. Later, we then got kicked out of the house, and we’re chillin, at a Super Walmart. I witnessed white people at its finest tonight. I’m proud to be a black man, in America, lmao!
